my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
(Source: shutupaubrey)
every skrillex song at once
At first I was like “this isn’t so bad”
and then I was like
Been waiting for to be back on my dash
THE DROP THO
Holy dammit this is crazy
This is my favorite post ever
AHHHHHHHH THE DROP IS MADDDDD
(Source: hiyokodere)
What a beautiful day
And I’m stuck
Inside my house
Because no one loves me
This is great
Ugh
if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face
my favourite sex position is 9
that’s me
curled up in my bed
alone
crying
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
